Wednesday November 5th, 2014

United States men's national team striker Jozy Altidore was lucky enough to get his hands on a copy of the new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare video game and tweeted out that he was excited to play it, which, of course, displeased someone on the internet. 

Luckily, Altidore had a succinct counter for the internet troll's concern about how he spends his free time.

The Sunderland forward's response was so unassailable that even the fan who had originally chastised had to admit defeat.

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