Jared Lorenzen offers to get under center for the Cardinals
Jared Lorenzen did not gain the nickname "The Hefty Lefty " for no reason, and when he was last on the field for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters he was listed at 320 pounds.
After the Arizona Cardinals lost another quarterback Thursday night, Lorenzen poked some fun at his corpulence while offering his services to the team.
While Drew Stanton's status is still unknown as the team waits for the quarterback to have an MRI on his injured knee, it seems like Arizona is not a good match for Lorenzen, as it is home to the 18-inch cheese-and-bacon-stuffed corndog, known as the D-Bat.
- Brendan Maloy