Clayton Kershaw turned 27 on Thursday and to celebrate their ace pitcher's birth, the Dodgers players pooled their money together to help him grow his occasionally patchy beard.
While fellow pitcher Brett Anderson is joking with Kershaw about the gift it doesn't seem like a terrible present. VitaBeard promises to grow your beard "faster and stronger" while minimizing "beard itch," which sounds like something that could distract Kershaw while he is on the mound.
Considering Kershaw has three Cy Young awards at his current beard strength, imagine what will happen when he starts taking BEDs (Beard Enhancing Drugs).
- Brendan Maloy