We have photographic evidence that the New York Knicks are routinely endangering their players.
Look how low that table is! Making tall men bend over like that is cruel, and the Knicks do it on a regular basis. Whenever they sign a player, the team tweets a photo of him putting ink to paper at this dollhouse table.
That's the kind of table meant for kicking your feet up on, not signing a legally binding contract to play for the worst team in the NBA.
Surely the Knicks must be able to afford a better table, right?
- Dan Gartland