The Chicago Blackhawks have a 3-0 series lead on the Minnesota Wild in the Western Conference semifinals, thanks in large part to right wing Patrick Kane. Kane has dominated the Wild, scoring five goals in just three games, including the lone tally in Chicago's 1-0 victory in Game 3.
Figuratively, one might say Kane currently "owns" the Wild. But an intrepid Wikipedia editor decided to formalize Kane's ownership of the Wild franchise.
To be clear, Patrick Kane does not actually own the Wild. A man named Craig Leipold owns the Wild. But Leipold has not scored five goals in this series, or ever.
The only question is whether Kane would be the only current NHL owner to rock a mullet.
- Stanley Kay