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Watch Randy Moss and Petite Randy Moss argue about cable providers
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Watch Randy Moss and Petite Randy Moss argue about cable providers
Tuesday August 25th, 2015

Randy Moss is the latest star to take a turn in DirecTV’s popular alternate reality ad campaign, with the newest entry featuring the retired wide receiver and a ‘petite’ variation of himself.

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While All-Pro Moss enjoys the satellite provider’s Sunday Ticket, his tiny counterpart struggles to rest his feet up on the table, and cannot get his favorite cereal off of the top shelf at the grocery store.

It seems the retirement lifetyle of relaxing and watching football on Sundays is not quite enough for Moss though, as the former Vikings star said that he has considered making a comeback on a recent Fox pregame show, according to CBS Sports.

Previous iterations of the ad have featured Arts & Craftsy Tony Romo and Bad Comedian Eli Manning.

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