Thurs. PM Clicks: Trishelle Cannatella; Your Team Won't Win Super Bowl
Why Your Team Won't Win Super Bowl
NFL season kicks off Thursday night and as it stands now, all 32 teams are undefeated. Come February, there will be one team celebrating and 31 other teams looking forward to next year. So why won't your team win the Super Bowl? Here's a rundown of each team's shortcomings in its bid to play in the big game. (Click here for full-size gallery.)
LOL Rex Ryan
The North Shore Animal League America is proud to have Rex Ryan as one of its biggest supporters. Unfortunately, a harmless social media message promoting Ryan's involvement was ruined by a framed photo of his wife's bare feet. That being said, please donate to North Shore. It is a great organization, and the shelter where I got my dog Larry.
Tom Brady Middle School
Seeing that Tom Brady is the most popular person in Massachusetts, it was only a matter of time before he got his own school. Granted it's only temporary, but you tell me what has a better ring: "My child attends Forest Park Middle School" or "My child attends Tom Brady Middle School?"
Throwback Lovely Lady of the Day
There have been roughly 20,000 women who have starred in MTV's The Real World and/or Road Rules, and Trishelle Cannatella from The Real World: Las Vegas remains my all-time favorite. She earns this week's Throwback LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery).
College Football's All-Time Greatest Hail Marys
Spoiler Alert: BYU's last-second victory over Nebraska did not make the list. Ben Roethlisberger did.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Top Athlete Appearances
Dr. J Visits Rucker Park
Strat-O-Matic Stat Machine
Jamal Anderson Appreciated Our Touchdown Dance Video
Odds & Ends
Astros players are now eating Gummy Worms after hitting home runs ... Klay Thompson appeared on Jimmy Kimmel and gave a car to the U.S. Airman who helped thwart a terrorist attack in France last month ... Enjoyed this Washington Post profile of Dikembe Mutombo ... Throwback photos of college football coaches ... Yahoo unveiled its all-minor league baseball team for 2015 ... Chris Kluwe is selling his $1.99 million mansion (and its amazing mancave) ... Five major TV characters who were supposed to be minor roles ... Keith Richards has a great plan for his ashes after he passes away ... Fake reviews of Ikea items ... Vintage comic book ads that were total scams ... Amy Schumer has a new HBO special out soon ... Is microwave popcorn a health food?
What Were SI Swimsuit Models Like in High School?
We asked. They answered.
Katy (age 93) faced off against a 15-year-old on Jimmy Kimmel Wednesday night.
End of the World As We Know It
I hope Michael Stipe doesn't get mad at me for using this song in Hot Clicks.
I'm going through a little phase right now so here's another song from the Georgia band.
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