Tuesday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Kate Bock; The World's Scariest Bodybuilder
Deflate This Man!
The Falcons squeaked past the Eagles, San Francisco dominated Minnesota and Peter King thinks the Broncos are the best team in football. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's focus on what's important—Brazilian bodybuilders. I've been staring at him for five minutes and am pretty much speechless. Luckily, I got our pal Tiffany Oshinsky to make a video about this human muscle.
If You Read One Thing Today...
Former Australian rugby league star Jarryd Hayne made his NFL debut on Monday and The Guardian assigned Sydney-based freelancer Matt Cleary to live-blog the game from Levi's Stadium. He doesn't know much about football, which made for a hell of a read. Here's one random entry: "Bridgewater goes deeeep ... and bad, the ball lobs into the nothingness of the end zone. And the Vikings will ... punt? No, a field goal. He’s 30-odd yards out ... and it’s good. The kicker’s like a little Hobbit! A tiny little man! He’s a jockey! Ha. Top stuff, Walshy."
Sportsman of the Year
Shout out to UVA club goalie Jake Anderson, who decided to chug a beer tossed from the crowd after the second period. It seemed like a safe move with his team up 7-0 but the refs gave Anderson a five-minute major and a game misconduct for “consuming alcoholic beverages.”
Lovely Lady of the Day
My favorite Canadian, Kate Bock, has some new photos out and they're so hot we had to use some photoshopped maple leaves. She earns LLOD honors (click here for full-size gallery).
$700,000 Mercedes vs. Golf Club
European Castles That Are Cheaper Than Your Tiny Manhattan Apartment
Stressed Out Crab Grabs a Smoke
Can't Wait to Buy These Shirts!
The Dirty Bird
Carlos Hyde Channels Braxton Miller
Odds & Ends
The Twins held an epic locker room dance party ... Jim Tomsula is among the great all-time 49ers coaches (according to this ESPN graphic) ... Top 30 celebrity golfers ... A New Jersey congressman wants a hearing on the legality of daily fantasy sports sites ... The best NFL GIFs and Vines from Week 1... SI's gallery of the best photos from the opening week... Packers fans enjoyed a 120-yard long bratwurst, the length of Lambeau Field, before Sunday's game ... South Park will tackle Caitlyn Jenner in its Season 19 premiere ... This is what a $75 million cake looks like ... The worst couple on earth had a 9/11-themed wedding ... An airline told 130 cabin crew members they were too fat to fly ... There will soon be a NASA channel with live feeds from outer space.
Brandon Armstrong Imitates Carmelo Anthony
These videos have easily been the best part of the NBA off-season.
Stephen Colbert vs. Novak Djokovic
The late night host shields himself from Djokovic's lethal serve.
Tim Tebow Completes Nephew Pass
13 Most Uncomfortable Family Feud Moments
Time.com has collected the 13 most uncomfortable Family Feud Moments of all time. This is my favorite.
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