Tuesday October 27th, 2015

Some of the Washington Wizards got into the Halloween spirit this week before the team kicks off the regular season, and Otto Porter Jr. stole the show with his Harlem Globetrotters costume, alongside Kelly Oubre Jr., who went as a nerd/“Urkel’s little cousin,” and DeJuan Blair, who went as “Shark.”

Happy Halloween🎃🍁🍂#WizHealthyHalloween #WizCountDown #nerd #shark #specialK

A photo posted by Otto Porter Jr. (@ottodayporter22) on

We've got Urkel, Shark, and a Harlem Globetrotter ready for #HealthyHalloween! #WizCountdown

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Of course, the key to any Globetrotters costume is not the afro or striped shorts, but having the silky smooth on-court moves to back it all up, and Porter let everyone know he has what it takes with a slow motion finger roll.

Special K with the unstoppable finger roll👀👀....

A video posted by Otto Porter Jr. (@ottodayporter22) on

Blair is the veteran of this group so he gets a bit of a pass, but that is one boring costume. He couldn’t even throw on a blue shirt or a fin or something?

This has been an Extra Mustard Halloween costume critique

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