Ryan Lochte competed with the U.S. swimming team at Duel in the Pool over the weekend, where our home country defeated the European All-Stars in a 155-107 victory.
Of course, we’re not here for that. We don’t even know what that means.
What we are here for is Lochte, the Jeah-spewing swimmer who wrung out 15 minutes of fame during the 2012 Olympics, lip-syncing along to Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” before the 200-meter individual medley.
Lochte was disqualified for a turn violation during the race.
- Rohan Nadkarni