The Eagles did not have a good year, leading to the firing of coach Chip Kelly and the discontent of many of their fans. One of the team’s dissatisfied supporters wrote that Philadelphia had played “like they were wearing tutus,” a comparison that did not sit well with the Pennsylvania Ballet.
The missive ends with the dance company pointing out that if the Eagles had really been able to play like they were ballerinas, the team would be in a much better position that it is in right now.
“So no, the Eagles have not played like they were wearing tutus. If they had, Chip Kelly would still be a head coach and we'd all be looking forward to the playoffs."
The lesson here is that you should spend more time supporting the arts, and less time complaining about sports on Facebook.
– Brendan Maloy