Tuesday March 1st, 2016

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Mustard Minute: Three Other Things Yoenis Cespedes Should Buy

Yoenis Cespedes is now the proud owner of a grand champion hog. Perhaps you heard. Between his pig and his expensive car collection, Cespedes seems to be spending his big, new salary at a record pace. So what will he buy next? Tiffany has some suggestions.

Food Named After Athletes, Ranked

In honor of the Dirk Burger, SI.com writers (and Hot Clicks fill-ins) Dan Gartland and Brendan Maloy compiled the Top 10 foods named after athletes. I'll need to speak with them about the rankings because their choices for No. 10 (The Melo) and No. 9 (The Roethlisburger) look better than No 1-8 combined. 

Did the Brewers Replace Hank the Ballpark Dog?

At this time, I can't confirm this ugly rumor is true but the guys at the Brew Crew Ball Blog make a strong case.

P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Kate Upton brought her cleavage A-game to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. I salute her with today's LLOD honors (click for full-size gallery). 

Hot Clicks Giveaway

It's currently 11:25 a.m. and I'm starving. I have a meeting at noon and won't eat lunch for at least another 90 minutes. What do I do? Duh—I grab a Snappers snack. As you know, Snappers snacks are award-winning gourmet chocolate, caramel and pretzel treats that combine legacy and tradition for savory caramel, specialty peanut butter, proprietary pretzels and signature chocolate blends. I have five Snappers prize packs to give away and I'll send to the 50th, 100th, 150th, 200th and 250th person to email me (andy_gray@simail.com) the type of cheese found in the Dirk Burger. The answer was in A.M. Clicks. Please make the subject line "Snappers."

Puppy With Braces Alert

Meet Wesley, a 6-month-old golden retriever with minor teeth issues.

Most Hated Reality TV Star in Every State

Love that Puck from Real World 2 is still representing California.

Hide and Seek Fails

These kids are not good at a very simple game.

Been Waiting Months to Post This

U. Wish Gets Busted

Joe Maddon Doing Joe Maddon Things

Odds & Ends

Great cover story in this week's SI on the Golden State Warriors ... This Missouri softball pitcher is a lot tougher than I am ... I'm so excited for the Gawker vs. Hulk Hogan battle ... Total Beauty is doing everything it can to make the most of its awful Oscars Twitter gaffe ... SI Swimsuit model Kelly Rohrbach discussed her dream foursome ... Abandoned mental hospitals are scary ... 27 iPhone tricks you should know about ... Meals in a glass is the next big thing ... The best new hotels on the planet. ...Gallery: The Night in Sports (March 1).

Jay-Z Calls Out Chris Paul

WWE Stars Read Mean Tweets

February's Top News Bloopers 

Acoustic Guns N' Roses in 1987

Shout out to Rolling Stone for uncovering this gem.

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