Wednesday April 13th, 2016

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If you’re a respectable pick-up basketball player, you know that adding an arm sleeve increases your trash talking percentage by 5%. Two? 10%. If they’re neon? Well, let’s just say your lips will never stop moving.

In a new video posted by the Yankees on Wednesday, third baseman Chase Headley gears up in neon, short shorts and a headband to school some unsuspecting fools at the local gym. He talks the talk, but doesn’t exactly walk the walk.

New nickname: Swaggy C.

– Kenny Ducey

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