Kobe Bryant scores 60 points in unbelievable farewell victory
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Kobe Bryant scores 60 points in unbelievable farewell victory
Thursday April 14th, 2016

Kobe Bryant, a middle-aged man, played his final professional basketball game on Wednesday night. 

Many famous people attended Bryant’s game, with American heroes such as Kanye West, Jay Z and Jack Nicholson in attendance.

There were also some other “celebrities” at the game, specifically people that made us think, “Hey what’s [insert name here] doing at Kobe’s last game?” This is a post about those people.

George Lopez

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George Lopez is currently starring in a show that airs on...TV Land. Come on, TV Land. I don’t want your original content. Just give me Three’s Company re-runs and call it a day. Also, as our Dan Gartland points out, Lopez was rocking (among other interesting stylistic choices) a very lush goatee last night.

Arsenio Hall

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Arsenio is a mostly fine and chill dude, but he showed up with Lopez, which doesn’t really help his case. Also, I know you didn’t watch the Arsenio Hall Show revival, because otherwise it wouldn’t have been canceled.

Jeremy Piven

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Two words: Entourage. Movie.

Paula Abdul

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At least she jumped off the American Idol ship in time.

Nick Young

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Iggy Azalea’s maybe-still fiancée made a bold public appearance in the wake of his cheating scandal.

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