Thursday April 28th, 2016

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If you planned on using a hoverboard to navigate Churchill Downs during the Kentucky Derby and Kentucky Oaks next weekend, too bad.

According to The Courier-Journal, the racetrack has banned the scooters because, you know, they can spontaneously burst into flames. That would be bad. 

Churchill Downs phrased it a little more gently, saying hoverboards “have generated safety concerns.” To be clear, the “safety concerns” are that hoverboards explode

Extra Mustard’s NFL draft bingo

Hoverboards are already banned in plenty of places, like the New York subway system and the Cavaliers’ home arena. Again, because they blow up

- Dan Gartland

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