Stanley Cup hockey is excellent. Stanley Cup beards are better though and you can drink them all in here in the above gallery of the finest specimens in this year’s playoffs. (Here's the full-size version.)
It's Not a Major Without Roger
Roger Federer has withdrawn from the 2016 French Open due to health issues, saying participating in the tournament would be an “unnecessary risk” as he tries to get back to 100%. The last time Federer did not participate in a major was the 1999 U.S. Open, which is roughly a million years ago in tennis terms.
Golf Game Gordon Gekko
Phil Mickelson has been named in an SEC insider trading complaint. The Wall Street watchdogs claim Phil used insider-trading tips about Dean Foods to make nearly a million dollars, which he then used to pay off gambling debts. That seems like an extremely bad and shady thing to do.
P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Alyssa Miller is your Thursday afternoon lovely lady of the day. Miller is a big fan of transcendental meditation, so you probably have a better chance of meeting her on an astral plane. (Click here for full size gallery).
Drink Some Really Old Beer
ESPYs Getting Attitude Adjustment
ESPN has announced the John Cena will be hosting this summer’s ESPY Awards. There will be a lot of “unexpected Cena” meme jokes.
Waiting for Andre
Andy Gray covered Andre the Giant in the Lunchtime Clicks, but I would like to remind everyone of the greatest Andre fact: When he was a child he was too big for his parent's car, so he got a ride to school every day from his neighbor who owned a truck. That neighbor was Samuel Beckett.
Pete Carroll's Ugly Shoes
Chill Out, Iceland
Devin Booker is a Swell Guy
Odds & Ends
Dax Shepard had a hilariously vulgar story for Jimmy Kimmel that you will want to hear ... Kanye West, who is a genius, went full Kanye on Ellen ... Minnesota congresswoman is not happy with new Redskins name poll ... The key to Chris Sale’s success may be throwing softer ... Michael Jordan’s son is releasing some awesome Air Jordans at his new sneaker store ... The story behind an all-time great SNL skit ... This optical illusion will hurt your brain ... Gallery: Rare photos of Kevin Garnett on his 40th birthday ... Gallery: The Day in Sports (May 19).
Me Too, Joe
Trampoline Filled With Water Balloons
Thinking of a Master Plan
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