Thursday June 9th, 2016

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Super Victor. More than just the Euro 2016 mascot, apparently.

The Guardian has brought to light a strange-but-true fact about this tournament: Super Victor, this cute little plush man with a ball, is also the name of a sex toy (yeah, we Googled it to be sure).

We will leave it at that. Google it yourself. Never think of soccer the same way again. Or do. Your call.

The internet is a dangerous place. Poor Victor.

UEFA made a statement, for what it’s worth: “All we can say is that they [the sex aids] are not produced by UEFA.”

Sure enough.

[The Guardian]

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