You Probably Had a Better Weekend Than Draymond Green
I spent much of Saturday sprawled out at a pool, then ran errands on Sunday. Draymond Green accidentally sent out a NSFW pic, claimed his account was hacked, admitted it wasn't hacked, said he pushed the wrong button and then got made fun of by other members of Team USA.
Who's Excited For Rio?
The Olympics kick off Friday and things are getting interesting. The private firm that was to provide security for the games has been fired after hiring only 500 personnel (they were supposed to hire 3,400 workers). This Chinese hurdler was vomited on and robbed on his first day in Rio. A huge prostitution ring was busted right near Olympic Stadium (there's a condom joke in there somewhere). But none of that will stop Jimmy Butler and the rest of Team USA from singing cheesy (but awesome) piano ballads.
Is Tony Romo fat?
Taylor Howard: Lovely Lady of the Day
Always fun to be back at work after a summer weekend! Australian model Taylor Howard should make the morning not so terrible. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
Best Sports Jerseys at Lollapalooza
Lollapalooza is always great for spotting random sports jerseys and this year did not disappoint. If the guy wearing a Cherokee Parks jersey is a Hot Clicks reader, take a bow. You deserve it.
This is Both the Grossest and Most Spectacular in the History of Cakes
Can't say enough good (bad?) things about this Fast Food Cake, which consists of deep dish Domino's pizza, McDonald's cheeseburgers, chicken nuggets and fries, another pizza and some KFC chicken pieces.
Grannies on Snapchat
Team USA Clothing Fail
I Could Never Sleep Like This
Odds & Ends
Ryan Lochte now has white hair ... This is the easiest steal of home in baseball history ... Jon Lester helped the Cubs to victory with a pinch-hit, walk-off squeeze bunt ... I really hope Rob Gronkowski and Martellus Bennett go with the Ebony and Ivory nickname this year ... More proof Joe Maddon is MLB's best manager ... Hoosiers is not a bad movie, despite what this story says ... Parents really shouldn't sext, especially when they accidentally include their daughter in the conversation.
MJ = GOAT
DeAngelo Williams, Walking Dead Superfan
Who's Excited For Godzilla Resurgence
Bill Walton Plays Drums With Dead and Company