My favorite new Olympian is Santo Condorelli, who gives his dad the middle finger before every race ... Jimmy Butler is terrified of water, which isn't good when you're staying on a cruise ship ... The Jamaican team discovered its hotel rooms aren't quite finished yet ... As if being an Olympian isn't good enough, they now get free membership to Pornhub Premium ... This tweet is for the ladies ... Here's what Ryan Lochte eats in a single day ... A Russian diplomat reportedly killed a mugger who tried to rob him (Russian embassy officials deny it happened).
Deep Analysis of Team USA's Hair
Guess How Much a Wayne Gretzky Rookie Card Just Sold For?
Alice Panikian: Lovely Lady of the Day
There aren't a lot of models named Alice, but if there were, Alice Panikian would be No. 1 in my Alice Power Rankings (click for full-size gallery).
This Changes Everything
Ikea Trolls Kanye West
I take back everything bad I said about Ikea. I blame that stupid Malm dresser that I struggled to put together.
Deep Thoughts With Boogie Cousins
OLYMPIC REPORTER: "If you could ask yourself one question what would it be?"— Andrew Keh (@andrewkeh) August 4, 2016
BOOGIE: "I would ask myself, what would that one question be?"
One Way To Spend $5,000
Best Church Sign Ever
Odds & Ends
QUIZ: How well do you remember Brett Favre's career? ... For serious Olympics fans, this is a good preview of everything ... Blake Griffin: Great basketball player, also great stand-up comic ... A teacher in Oklahoma has a no-Kevin Durant zone in his classroom ...Caitlyn Jenner claims the paparazzi share blame in the tragic car accident that killed one person ... Exotic beetles are becoming a big problem for baseball ... This is the best 'message in a bottle' story you'll see all week.
Nate Burleson on NFL Fashion
Nolan Ryan vs. Robin Ventura
Happy Birthday DeAngelo Williams!
Who Sang it Best: Bohemian Rhapsody
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