Tuesday November 29th, 2016

For months, thousands of rabid fans have been eager to get their hands on a piece of “ARod Corp” memorabilia. Finally, the day has come.

A-Rod has launched a strange, seemingly-fake website to match his strange, seemingly-fake business, and is currently selling company polos for $30. If you’re not sure if you want to put that much money into the pockets of a guy who will make $21 million next year as an instructor and adviser, no need to worry! Net proceeds go to the Boys and Girls Clubs of Miami-Dade, where Rod learned how to play ball.

This doesn’t help us get any closer to understanding what “ARod Corp” is but hey, at least we can get a shirt now. It’s the perfect gift for that special someone.

– Kenny Ducey

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