Jay Leno is a Patriots fan?!? -- Bryan, Pleasant Grove, Al.

If I threw 6 TDs I would have the BIG head too! -- Mike, Killeen, Tx.

The good team's mascot gets all the cute babes! -- Steve, Scarborough, Me.

Hey, sweetie, call me Paul Revere and let's go on a midnight ride. -- Kenneth, Arlington, Tx.

I'm partial to giant, furry men. -- Chris, Williamsburg, Va.

Pat Patriot returns to the sidelines after serving his suspension for HGH use. -- Brian, Milwaukee, Wi.

Hurry and take the picture, man. Her little head is grossing me out. -- Tim, Bakersfield, Ca.

Even the Pats' mascot was scoring on Sunday. -- Forrest, Houston, Tx.

Somebody get that guy an Epi-pen. I think he's allergic to something. -- Elanya, Pontiac, Mi.

She likes her men to have a big head and no ears. -- Paul, Norfolk, Va.

Can I please have my teeth back? -- Glenn, Pearland, Tx.

Yep, I put the pat in Patriot. -- Martin, Clayton, Nc.

This is just another of the record number of passes being received in New England. -- Brian, Austin, Tx.

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