Does Jason Taylor have a pituitary gland issue too? -- William, Wellesley, Ma.

Hey, isn't it the NEW YORK Giants? -- Paul, Murphy, Tx.

Even a 30-foot-tall Jason Taylor won't help the Dolphins stop anyone this year. -- Randy, Milwaukee, Wi.

Because of the weak dollar, you get a lot more for your money in London right now. -- Jason, Newburyport, Ma.

He's behind me, isn't he? -- Brand, Justin, Tx.

Wait...Is that Christian Slater? Hey, dude, Christian Slater is still alive! I'm serious, come see! -- Ethan, Endicott, Ny.

Randy Mueller trades the Dolphins second round pick in the 2008 draft for a giant inflatable Jason Taylor. -- T, Miami, Fl.

The NFL seeks to expand worldwide interest by staging a game in Lilliput. -- Bob, Nome, Ak.

The way Miami's season is going this year, the replica of Jason Taylor fumbled shortly after this picture was taken. -- Kyal, Cocoa Beach, Fl.

Frodo goes to his first football game. -- Rock, Fresno, Ca.

HGH...legal in Europe! -- Kenneth, Rochester, Ny.

I hope the people in England don't understand the meaning 0-7. -- Reginald, Dedham, Ma.

Who's the biggest loser? -- Tom, Bangor, Me.

Say hello to my little friend. -- Ty, Flower Mound, Tx.

Does this make me look fat? -- Chris, Greencastle, Id.

The Dolphins are huge in London? -- Chris, Williamsburg, Va.

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