Dr Z
Wednesday October 22nd, 2008

While meandering through the forest to come, you will notice an unusual thing. All four teams that underwent bye weeks received a raise in status. This doesn't represent the travels of a disconnected mind, it has been done with purpose. Conduct during a bye week is significant toward overall success. Every team was monitored closely, how carefully its members studied their playbooks, and maintained proper nutrition, and avoided establishments in which beverages of an alcoholic nature, to say nothing of hallucinogenics (not an easy one to spell), were served.

I hear the shouts: "Stop with the foolishness and let us get through this and go have lunch!" Righto and up she comes, guv'nah. Just funnin' a bit. (Send comments to siwriters@simail.com)

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