A) Play hooky, create an epic couch groove, take a break to grab a sandwich, taunt friends about how you knew Binghamton would take down Duke the whole time, pass out.
B) Watch from work on CBS's great live video player, try to pretend you're doing actual work even as your bracket falls apart thanks to Binghamton somehow putting it all together for 40 minutes, and then leave early due to some sort of mysterious "sickness." For dramatic flair, I recommend acting like you've been caught in the time flashes from
C) If you're in the vicinity of a host city, grab some tickets (I'm guessing they're not nearly as expensive as expected), take in four games (two will probably be good), and try not to pass out by the end of the last game (nearly impossible).
D) Watch your winning 38-footer bank in (call it) to take down a top seed and become the new
Victory = (Offensive Juggernaut + Loud Uniforms) x (Swoosh + Loud Crowd) x (Premium Facial Hair)
See? Now you can move on to more important things like reading about juiced-up cage fighters and spineless closers.