"First, I want to thank everyone for coming out today. I really had no idea they ever made a McDonald's this big. It's pretty spectacular. I'd especially like to recognize the all-time Clippers greats who agreed to be here. It's an honor to stand in the presence of men like
"I was told the Kandi Man was scheduled to attend, but that he's running a little late at the movie theater, what with
"Anyhow, I didn't know much about the Clippers before a few weeks ago, but I've quickly found out what they stand for. In a word: Class. Why, just yesterday evening, while flying out here for the press conference, I turned to the man sitting next to me in 26C and said, 'You're not gonna believe this, but the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team faxed me a voucher for an extra bag of pretzels.' Now, I'll admit, I was a little ticked to learn that AirTran doesn't actually have pretzels, but when life hands you sour apples, make cheese. My neighbor gladly shared his half-eaten granola bar.
"It'd sure be great if I could feel the circulation in my toes ...
"If you know anything about me, you know I'm about winning. That's exactly what I told
"So when Mr. Sterling went to the bathroom, I told Betty today was my birthday. She laughed at me and said, "Sweetie,
"OK, I'm babbling. Any questions?"