End-of-year English football awards
There's cigar smoke and perfume in the evening air as the thronging masses head to Castle Limey for our annual awards ceremony. Only one man is headed the other way: a winking, temperamental, petulant, prima donna flagging down a lift to Madrid. Are you sitting comfortably now, the chilled Taittinger bubbling to perfection? Team Limey takes the stage.
"I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world's most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own."
"I'll do whatever I can to stay here because I have loved my time here."