A lot of folks are all wee-wee'd up about the snarky outbursts by
This space humbly wishes to ask: When were we ever civil?
This entire decade has been littered with talk show hosts shouting down and flushing guests and listeners, smack talk from athletes, celebs and polticians, plus pleasantries like Detroit's Malice In The Palace or
We've barely skimmed the surface of any decade, and you can go back to mean old
From our MMA page comes
We see that three active NFL players --
The WNBA's Atlanta Dream need not feel alone or shame in the wake of their
Meanwhile, there are those who, in a manner of speaking, die and forget to lie down. Case in point: pitcher
If our ham radio is coming in correctly -- the cloves and pineapple slices don't seem to improve reception all that much -- the virtuous organizers of the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver are planning to flood the streets
According to our no-particular-reason-to-doubt-'em sources in lovely Lausanne, Switzerland, the International Olympic Committee jumped ugly with the Vancouverl organizers, demanding beet-faced that they ensure that all venues are kept "clean" of commercial, political or religious publicity, vermin, riff-raff, undesirables, small children, cute animals, and anything that does not bear the logo of an approved sponsor displayed where it can be clearly seen at all times, such as on your forehead. Anyone not so adorned will be hauled off and never heard from again.
As this will be the final edition of this space, we encourage you to take advantage of the handy space-time portal on your right (our left). Step right up....Take it away Mr. Waits...
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