On Thanksgiving, Americans fall asleep on their couches after succumbing to two of nature's most powerful sedatives: Tryptophan and the Detroit Lions. This combination of gluttony and monotony demands a new word -- monuttony? -- to describe the state of a nation narcotized by food and football.
If you've seen yourself in the mirror on any given weekend, you know that most sports are narcotizing -- from the Greek word
It's been said that the Kentucky Derby -- or David Ortiz's home run trot -- is the most exciting two minutes in sports. But what are the least exciting moments in sports? (