They say that funny is always sexy. InStyle's editors want to know: If a woman approached you and told one of these jokes, which one would make you like her most? Vote on your favorite.

Duck walks into a bar he says "hey you got any grapes?" Bartender says, "nope." Duck leaves.

Next day, Duck walks into a bar he says "hey you got any grapes?" Bartender says, "nope." Duck leaves.

Next day, Duck walks into a bar he says "hey you got any grapes?" Bartender says, "look if you come in here asking for grapes one more time I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar!" Duck leaves.

Next day, Duck walks into a bar he says "hey you got any nails?" Bartender says, "nope." Duck says, "well, you got any grapes?"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra ...

Man sitting at home on the porch with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me..... talking to the beer."

Why can't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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