Tournament Culture: A 10-Stage Journey
NEW ORLEANS — Lest you think this space is devoted strictly to
Were you under the delusion that thick, nearly connected ‘brows are a new phenomenon at Kentucky? The man on the left is Alex Groza, who was Kentucky’s center when Anthony Davis, the man-child on the right, was negative-42 years old. Groza was the M.O.P. of the 1948 and 1949 tourneys and the inventor of this highly effective hold-the-ball-to-the-side-so-they-can’t-get-it trick, which Davis often employs in 2012.
Peyton Siva is not the pioneer of the close-shave helmet at Louisville. Wes Unseld (seen at right) was sporting it in 1968, a simpler time when shoulder-straps were free of Adidas and NCAA logos, and the InfraRed virus had not yet infected jersey design.
Bill Self’s lapel flair (that pin) could be interpreted as an ode to Kansas legend Phog Allen, who knew how to
Did Ohio State guard Aaron Craft learn the Black Arts of Defense by studying images of 1939 Buckeyes captain Jim Hull? This picture suggests as much.
Brady Hoke’s attempted rebranding of Ohio State as “Ohio” is perceived as a dig on the same level as the G.O.P.’s references to the Democratic Party as the “Democrat Party.” It’s meant to annoy Buckeyes fans, and it does. But in 1939, Ohio State’s jerseys actively promoted mis-branding:
That team photo is from the first NCAA tournament, in which the Buckeyes were — like today — the East Regional champions.
I have scoured tournament crowds to find the finest in bootleg t-shirt art, and have seen none better than the “Chief Crowder” shirt worn by the parents of Marquette’s Jae Crowder in Phoenix. (“His hair is his signature,” said Jae’s father, Corey. “This” — and he points to his shaved head — “was always my thing.”)
On the Sunday after the second- and third-round games in Portland ended, I watched games and did laundry at the apartment of an old college friend who lives there (thanks, Jeremy!). He had this 1989 Iowa Hawkeyes tee — an ultimate vintage score — hanging in his closet. Current Iowa coach Fran McCaffery has a Marble (Roy Devyn), but what he wouldn’t give for a trio like B.J. Armstrong, Ed Horton and Roy Devyn’s father.
This is an actual book. Actual title, actual photo of author C.C. Risenhoover. I secured a first-edition hardcover for the blog’s Special Collection, because
The jacket blurb reads: “When ‘Tater’ Jones, The University’s star basketball player, is found dead, it’s a tossup: Did the brutal beating or the massive overdose of drugs kill him? The police are confounded and the faculty enraged, which is why Professor Brian Stratford, a former CIA agent, is drafted to solve the case. But as the wisecracking prof and his stunning young girlfriend try to smoke out motives, the bodies pile up faster than free throws.”
If the “bodies piling up faster than free throws” line doesn’t suck you in … enjoy the first six paragraphs:
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Sleeve Theorem No. 1: Acquiring one of the giant, white t-shirts worn by Larry Johnson at UNLV in 1990, and then wearing it under your Indiana jersey in 2012, will not lend you LJ-like powers in the NCAA tournament. Nice try, Tom Pritchard:
Sleeve Theorem No. 2: If your nickname is based on the word “ridiculous” (as in, “Russ-diculous” Smith), and you have a reputation for taking wild shots, it is best to keep your arms unencumbered by fabric. Smith had to go through four stages of sleeves before settling on none, and then playing his best basketball:
One team, one God, one goal: To debut the most ungodly shorts-fabric pattern in the history of the NCAA tournament.
Someday I’ll put out a coffee-table book of pregame, halftime and postgame whiteboard art. (Publishing houses, if you’re interested, Tweet at me.) This one comes from Louisville’s halftime board in the Elite Eight in Phoenix:
Four points of interest from Kentucky’s team-celebration photo in Atlanta:
1. Why is Anthony Davis the one who has to contort himself to pose in the small-man-up-front position?
2. Best shoes (bottom left-hand corner): Marquis Teague’s
3. Second-favorite sneaks (bottom right-hand corner): Doron Lamb is, for some reason, wearing AAU-themed shoes —
4. Team Shinpad (upper right-hand corner): Terrence Jones and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist wear Nike armor in a place that only soccer players used to protect.
The NCAA’s move to homogenous court designs has created confusion on telecasts — you turn on a game and cannot immediately identify where it’s being played. Which is why it was nice that Boston’s TD Garden was allowed to stick with parquet this past weekend, lending some iconic style to the East Regional:
Grimes will never replace Jennifer Hudson as the
05 Beach House :: Myth
08 Chromatics :: Into the Black (Neil Young cover)
10 Fort Romeau :: Jack Rollin’