Individual sports are always volatile, and after being the next big thing, NASCAR's popularity has stalled. A lot had to do with the economy. In a sport that depends on sponsorships and rich owners -- like those good buddies Mitt Romney kicks tires with -- NASCAR was especially vulnerable. And as for fans, when it became cut-back time, they had to think twice about gassing up those big old RVs and driving a far piece to sit in those ear-shattering stadiums.
So, NASCAR invested $5 million in research to find out how to get back out of the pits. To me, the most fascinating finding was that all those old, white guys, who were the bread-and-butter NASCAR constituency, were not being replicated by their sons and grandsons. Frankly, the younger generations don't care to mess around with cars.
Ladies and gentlemen, I know this is heresy. It's been a given that Americans have what is always called "a love affair with the car." But what NASCAR found out was that it's now only a platonic relationship. No more hands on. A whole cohort of our young boys -- and girls -- has been growing up without any interest in "tinkering" around with cars. In fact, it made me think that the last time I ever heard anybody talking about looking under the hood was Ross Perot, when he ran for president back in '92, and he kept saying that all we had to do to fix all things in America was to just look under the hood.
Well, NASCAR found nobody much wants to do that anymore. There are no more gearheads growing up in America. Sure, younger people still view automobiles as a necessary evil to get from A to B, but no less so than do Brazilians or Indians or Chinese. In fact, Americans aren't satisfied only to drive. They otherwise want to talk on the phone, eat and drink, text, plug in their iPods, change CDs or fool around with the GPS. How many Americans would even get into cars if they couldn't be entertained while driving? If the government could just eliminate all the amusing stuff from cars, not many would get in them, and there goes the demand for foreign oil right there.
Moreover, when it comes to cars, kids grow up being primarily accustomed to watching cars crashing in movies and on TV. Cars aren't admired for racing anymore, for going fast. What's sexy about cars is that they're instruments of demolition.
And tinker? Researchers at the University of Michigan found that the kids who tinker more with the internet delay getting their driver's license. Not wanting a driver's license? Next to making out, that was the most important rite of passage in an American teenager's life.
Look, I wish NASCAR well. I hope it gets people back to the races, but it will have to do it with stars and steroids and point spreads, like all the other sports. Nobody cool wants to look under the hood anymore. They want to look at Facebook and YouTube. I can officially declare that, as of 2012, the American love affair with the car is over. Cars are so Greatest Generation.