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Matthew McConaughey wants to watch a Longhorns game with you, reader. (WireImage.com) Good morning! Would you like to take in a Longhorns game with Matthew

Matthew McConaughey wants to watch a Longhorns game with you, reader. (WireImage.com)

Good morning! Would you like to take in a Longhorns game with Matthew McConaughey and unspecified "pals" of his? You can make that dream come true, and for charity! But you don't have much time: Online bidding expires at 2 p.m. ET:

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sit with Matthew McConaughey and his pals during a University of Texas football game. You will sit with Matthew and friends in his personal suite and enjoy routing on his favorite college team.

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