Laff Riot Week 7 Twitter wrap: Let the river run red with safeties

Tracing the tale of Week 7 through the magic of social media:

Tracing the tale of Week 7 through the magic of social media:

i'm just going to start referring to every college football game as the Red River Shootout

— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 12, 2012

After a surprisingly competent first half, Colorado welcomes debate viewers by stumbling head first into an open mine shaft.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 12, 2012

Oh man. Colorado is mounting a comeback. This is like watching the Charge of the Light Brigade.

— bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) October 12, 2012

Happy Saturday, y'all! RT @PantherLair: Breaking news: there is a raccoon loose in the #Pitt band section at Heinz Field.

— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 13, 2012

@edsbs I want a water balloon fight :(

— Watts Byron Dantzler (@wattsdantzler) October 13, 2012

Ongoing CFB Mystery: Les Miles doesn't have a hair color.

— The Solid Verbal College Football Podcast (@SolidVerbal) October 13, 2012

If you call Oklahoma vs Texas the "Red River Rivalry" instead of the "Shootout", I don't want to know you.

— Colin Durant (@CGDurant) October 13, 2012

That Texas blocked PAT seems like a good thing at the time, but 20-2 actually sounds worse than 20-0.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 13, 2012

I like that Blake Bell still looks to the sideline on 1st-and-goal from the 2, like "What do you want me to do?"

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 13, 2012

The NCAA makes instagram filters illegal, but is perfectly fine with Kansas State playing a Jeep at quarterback.

— Peter Berkes (@peterberkes) October 13, 2012

I think Collin Klein's super power is "yeah, dudes think I'm super ultra slow, but really I'm just kinda slow. I beat angles like whoa"

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 13, 2012

This is what happens when you have bumper cars right outside the stadium RT @staceyNYCDC: ABC just showed a mass of TX fans leaving

— Gstaad Blackledge (@loljocks_grimey) October 13, 2012

@celebrityhottub couldn't get rights to that, but firing up some Pinky and the Brain as we speak.

— Ande Wall (@AndeWall) October 13, 2012

Texas is like "uh uh, I seent this before. I'm going to get a fried snickers"

— Michael Felder (@InTheBleachers) October 13, 2012

Those who don't know history are destined to run the shotgun draw on 4th and short again.

— VacatedWins (@VacatedWins) October 13, 2012

Hugh Freeze on 4th and short is starting to remind me of Tin Cup trying to do whatever golf thing he was doing.

— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) October 13, 2012

Well, on the bright side, Texas vs. Oklahoma would have been the Pac-16 matchup of the week, so thank goodness for small favors.

— Pacific Talks (@PacificTalks) October 13, 2012

Overtime in Iowa-Michigan State, because the rulebook insists.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 13, 2012

If Tulane holds on, there'll be 3 winless teams in FBS: Southern Miss, Eastern Mich and UMass. Only 1 of those teams won 12 gms in 2011.

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 13, 2012

Well, Gene Chizik, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the back on the OTHER team rolls over a tackler and keeps running.

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 13, 2012

My baby just saw Holgorsen or the first time and roared like a dinosaur #WVU

— Bluff (@AP_Bluff) October 13, 2012

Prediction for Missouri today: Very little stress for whatever berks reside on Alabama's sideline.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 13, 2012

catching balls that hit the receiver in the hands#thingsmiamidoespoorly

— lieutenant winslow (@lt_winslow) October 13, 2012

Men in cowboy hats just tackled the streaker. Damn, that's entertaining.

— Patrick Southern (@patricksouthern) October 13, 2012

Rece Davis does the impossible weekly: He makes me not turn the channel when Lou Holtz is on.

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) October 13, 2012

They're blowing on his knee? He's not soup. Bama needs new trainers, y'all.

— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) October 13, 2012

They are AAs. RT @dspewak: Walked into room adj to locker room. Pinkel WENT OFF. "You're making them look like a bunch of #@ All-Americans!"

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 13, 2012

Credit Seth Doege's decision-making today. Despite every receiver being open on every single play, his head isn't spinning.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 13, 2012

This is what happens when Holgorsen is forced to play in a dry county.

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) October 13, 2012

@SIHolly Right now DeForest is like the "Dinosaur Supervisor" in the credits for Jurassic Park. Terrible at his job.

— Calispiral (@Calispiral) October 13, 2012

Guy at this wedding reception doesn't want to know anything about WVU game because he'll watch it on DVR. He's so excited talking about it.

— Chuck McGill (@chuckmcgill) October 13, 2012

I wrote a Notre Dame story and was able to use the word lore. That's the definition of a successful trip to South Bend.

— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) October 14, 2012

oh, and to the kids who were born after 1988: get ready to meet notre dame fan this season. he's a trip and a half.

— bomani (@bomani_jones) October 13, 2012

A WR named Ace Sanders who wears number 1? Apparently South Carolina simulated 5-6 seasons and is now playing with CPU-generated players.

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) October 14, 2012

All starts are true

— Les Miles ebooks (@Les_ebooks) October 14, 2012

Gamecocks rocking some Cornac McCarthy Arena League uniforms. #thefuture

— The Gurgling Cod (@TheGurglingCod) October 14, 2012

Best part of Arkansas' "anthracite" uni's is the suspense that builds in the stadium while everyone awaits confirmation of who ran the ball.

— Blake Eddins (@BlakeEddins) October 13, 2012

Matt Elam be hittin people with a lot of indignation.

— bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) October 13, 2012

55,000 cowbells sounds like 55 million cicadas with megaphones.

— GoVols247 (@GoVols247) October 14, 2012

How do you beat Connor Shaw? This seems like something that people should know

— Gstaad Blackledge (@loljocks_grimey) October 14, 2012

Um ... So there are fireworks going off at Razorback Stadium. And they aren't supposed to.

— Robbie Neiswanger (@NWARobbie) October 14, 2012

In all honesty, can we discuss how amazing it is that Gigi Meyer calls her dad Urbs?

— Jeff Svoboda (@JeffSvoboda) October 14, 2012

I don't Advocare what the final score is, I'm proud of La. Tech tonight.

— VacatedWins (@VacatedWins) October 14, 2012

Johnny Manziel is basically the living avatar of a teenager playing Tecmo Bowl, transported two decades into the future.

— Colin Durant (@CGDurant) October 14, 2012

@Andy_Staples I set the DVD to record for 6 hours I might have the only complete la tech A&M game

— John Mezger (@JMez1973) October 14, 2012

Les Miles: "That was Death Valley. That was the place where opponents' dreams go to die. It was spectacular."

— Travis Haney (@travhaney) October 14, 2012

I am SOOO glad I came to Shreveport. #NeverthoughtIdSayThat

— Bryan Fischer (@BryanDFischer) October 14, 2012