Twitter roundup: Week 8 Laff Riot

The story of a season, as told through social media.

The story of a season, as told through social media.

In any given Oregon game you will see about six things you've never seen before.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 19, 2012

Oregon moves so fast it just scored a touchdown quicker than the replay official could signal review of the previous near-touchdown.

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 19, 2012

Man, imagine how ASU would be playing if Oregon hadn’t fired them up by painting over their A.

— Craig (@carolinamarch) October 19, 2012

The uniforms in the Oregon-ASU game look like something you'd see in a football movie where they couldn't clear the rights with the NFL.

— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) October 19, 2012

Houston offense should work on tackling. RT @siholly: #NSFW http://t.co/dTCiWUMS …

— Jackie Peanuts (@jackie_peanuts) October 19, 2012

It's been 51 days since 8/30. There are 49 days to Army-Navy on 12/8. We've officially passed the midway point. Slow down!

— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) October 20, 2012

Yet another tradition thrown overboard Saturday when Idaho and Louisiana Tech meet as conference rivals for the last time.

— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton) October 18, 2012

We may be the only team left in college football with only two possible uniform combinations...and I love it.

— Barrett Jones (@BarrettAJones) October 19, 2012

"Manziell, running around in a circle." Such a matter-of-fact call.

— Dan Devine (@YourManDevine) October 20, 2012

LSU has managed to take a lead at halftime against Tex A&M, this despite rationing just 3 snaps to their best QB, Spencer Ware.

— Terrance Donnels (@LSUFreek) October 20, 2012

If you ever need assistance with orchestrating a coup, call Zach Mettenberger, Master of the Overthrow.

— Dawgter Feelgood (@DawgterFeelgood) October 20, 2012

So does @slmandel have to now apologize for apologizing for his original "Chizik has no chance" column?

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) October 20, 2012

beat em to death, shoot em to death, it's still to death. RT @mrsam2u: LSU has no offensive firepower, yet somehow keep winning.

— bomani (@bomani_jones) October 20, 2012

I think Les Miles could ski down a mountain in an avalanche blindfolded with bear on his shoulders and emerge unscathed.

— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) October 20, 2012

I... I don't even... (via @LoriSchmidt) pic.twitter.com/0pertDm7

— Eleven Warriors (@11W) October 21, 2012

Illinois has already matched its total scoring output from last week. Also, the Illini are off this week.

— The Solid Verbal College Football Podcast (@SolidVerbal) October 20, 2012

Defense... BCS titles... I get it, SEC fans.
But no conference bylaw against entertainment value! That's why people watch sports, right?

— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) October 20, 2012

Sometimes Verne Lundquist saying "Oh, dear" is really the only description a play needs.

— Colin Durant (@CGDurant) October 20, 2012

I can't tell if Spurrier studied the replay of that overthrow a long time or if he was just admiring his retired jersey up there.

— Josh Kendall (@JoshTheAthletic) October 20, 2012

Scary part of #Northwestern is both Ls looked like The Win They Shouldn't Win until the end; The Loss They Shouldn't Lose still out there.

— Matt Repchak (@MattRepchak) October 20, 2012

Purdue has a "Devin Smith" on the roster at starting right guard. Eventually, every B1G TEN team is going to have a Devin Smith on roster.

— Vico (@ourhonordefend) October 19, 2012

@SIHolly Gary Patterson is arguing the coin toss for OT. Tuberville is upset we no longer barter for goods. #heisoldfashioned

— Calispiral (@Calispiral) October 20, 2012

@lukezim Like Chris Ault having the leading rusher in the nation and saying he "Isn't a Nevada back yet" is the most Chris Ault thing ever

— Colton Denning (@Dubsco) October 21, 2012

Remember when we thought the 3-4 was a good idea? I feel like Grantham may have Monorail-ed us. #UGAvsUK

— Tim Kelly (@tkathens) October 20, 2012

Kansas State is so good at tackling in the open field. It's honestly beautiful.

— Ben Kercheval (@BenKercheval) October 20, 2012

Rough outing for the 'Eers so far. I haven't seen defense this bad since West Virginia's first half vs. Texas Tech last week.

— David Ubben (@davidubben) October 21, 2012

Dooley doesn't even waterski as well as Ron Zook.

— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) October 21, 2012

Y'all can we get a split screen of football coaches and pageant moms? I think the similarities will be SHOCKING.

— Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani) October 21, 2012