That Time CJ Spiller Analyzed SpongeBob Squarepants Characters While Eating a Hot Dog

Friday May 24th, 2013

They say having a child changes a person's perspective on everything. That may be why Bills running back CJ Spiller, who has a young daughter, spent his recent lunch with WGRZ reporter Jonah Javad contemplating the financial motivations of restauranteur Mr. Krabs, and how his employee SpongeBob is more of a team player:

While one might assume that Spiller's daughter got him into the cartoon, his entrenched bewilderment about Patrick's sleeping quarters seems to suggest that it was the other way around. h/t Trey Wingo

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