That Golf Course with Hovercraft Carts Doesn't Want Reckless Punks Like You Driving

A couple weeks back, we told you about the Ohio golf course that procured two of those Bubba Watson hovercrafts. It was impossible to watch the accompanying

A couple weeks back, we told you about the Ohio golf course that procured two of those Bubba Watson hovercrafts. It was impossible to watch the accompanying clip without imagining oneself behind the wheel, jetting around recklessly and taunting the unfortunate suckers on the course who were playing regular golf with regular golf carts. So awesome.

Then Darren Rovell had to go and ruin everything with his facts:

Windy Knoll Golf Course in Ohio not allowing golfers to drive hovercraft golf carts. Trained caddies will drive them ($175/round)

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 25, 2013