Scorned Woman Destroys Man’s Air Jordans, Sneakerhead Community Mourns

Wednesday January 22nd, 2014

The above video is uploaded by Vine user Ern Millz, and it sums up the cliché “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” In it, Ern shows his sneakers -– including Air Jordan 4 “Toro Bravo”, Air Jordan 9 “Cool Grey”, and the Air Jordan 11 “Gamma”, the shoes that caused all that ruckus last month -– all cut open, presumably by an angry girlfriend. The video was posted two days ago, and the sneakerhead community on Vine has united to mourn the dearly departed. Like this kid.

Or this girl.

The tragic loss of the kicks have led this man to be extra cautious:

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