By Extra Mustard
January 27, 2016

For the first time in his career, pitcher Tim Lincecum is a free agent. Myspace co-owner and avid Giants fan Tom Anderson would like to assure that Lincecum returns to San Francisco.

“Can we keep @timLincecum if I pay for it?” Anderson, commonly known as ‘Myspace Tom’ asked on Tuesday. “#6manrotation !”

Look, it’s not quite a lifetime supply of steamed crabs, but it’s certainly an offer that might help the Giants keep Lincecum in the Bay Area.

Who’s got a white Hanes t-shirt, is standing in front of a whiteboard with random wingdings characters, and has enough money to pay a professional baseball player’s salary?

This guyyyyy!

- Kenny Ducey

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