Avocados are delicious. There must be only one explanation. 

By Extra Mustard
February 05, 2017

There’s only one explanation for how avocados can be so delicious: Illuminati. 

One of the first ads to air during the Super Bowl was for avocados from Mexico. The spot featured a spoof on the idea that a secret society of mysterious people controls everything in the world, including, apparently, avocados. 

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Not shockingly, people actually believed the ad was part of a game of four-dimensional chess where the Illuminati subtly joked about making subliminal messages. Mind blown. 

Avocados are delicious. The guacamole at our office Super Bowl party is proof. 

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