Avocados are delicious. There must be only one explanation.
There’s only one explanation for how avocados can be so delicious: Illuminati.
One of the first ads to air during the Super Bowl was for avocados from Mexico. The spot featured a spoof on the idea that a secret society of mysterious people controls everything in the world, including, apparently, avocados.
Not shockingly, people actually believed the ad was part of a game of four-dimensional chess where the Illuminati subtly joked about making subliminal messages. Mind blown.
When the illuminati makes a commercial about how the illuminati makes subliminal messages 😳— Monise (@MuvaNisie) February 5, 2017
Avocados are delicious. The guacamole at our office Super Bowl party is proof.