Gronk stars in raunchy music video that is presumably a documentary of his off-season

Rob Gronkowski definitely does all these things all the time.

Rob Gronkowski stars in a new music video by a band or person or computer algorithm called 3LAU. The video contains footage that I can only assume depicts how Gronk has been spending his off-season. 

He drinks with a woman at a bar. The woman lathers him with soap while they wash a car. He ogles some more women. He serves as a human sushi platter. He has a trampoline pillow fight with even more women. 

Gronk definitely did all of these things this spring. The director deserves a round of applause for editing them together into a cohesive narrative.