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Dan Gartland

Dan Gartland writes about the kind of stuff that makes readers ask facetiously, “Why is this news?”

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Side by side image of Tom Brady and his new boat
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Tom Brady Buys $6 Million Yacht

Reds' Hunter Greene delivers a pitch
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Reds Prospect Sets Record With 37 Fastballs Over 100 mph

Yankees fans celebrate with a poster of José Altuve as Oscar the Grouch.
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The Best Chants From an Electric Yankees-Astros Game

Wizards' Russell Westbrook celebrates on the court
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Russ Had Another Absurd Box Score-Stuffing Game

Closeup of former NFL QB Michael Vick
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40-Year-Old Michael Vick Ran a 4.72-Second 40

Anthony Rizzo and Freddie Freeman smile during their matchup
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Anthony Rizzo Had a Blast Striking Out Freddie Freeman

Rockies' C.J. Cron rounds third base
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C.J. Cron Hit an Impressive, Rare Homer in San Francisco

Cavaliers' Kevin Love sits on the bench
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What Was Kevin Love Thinking on This Lazy Inbounds Pass?

View from inside Bubba Wallace's car during Joey Logano crash
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Logano’s Car Goes Flipping Over Wallace’s in Scary Wreck

Padres' Fernando Tatis Jr. and Jake Cronenworth celebrate on the field
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The Padres Turned the Slickest Clutch Double Play

Blue Jays' Bo Bichette celebrates after crossing home plate.
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Bo Bichette’s Home Run Landed Where His Parents Met

Side by side image of Ryan Fitzpatrick and Alex Smith
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Text to Alex Smith Among Fitzpatrick’s ‘Biggest Regrets’

Screenshot from video of Zack Hample falling in Philadelphia
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Ball Hound Zack Hample Busted His Ass Chasing a Homer

Bayern Munich celebrates after winning Champions League
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Top Soccer Players Bash Plans for Super League

Ronald Acuna throws a ball into a fan’s beer
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Ronald Acuña Jr. Nails Throw Into Fan’s Beer

Closeup of WWE's Samoa Joe after a match
Wrestling

Samoa Joe Among 10 Wrestlers Released by WWE

Screenshot from postgame interview after Carlos Rodon's no-hitter
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Rodón Was Remarkably Chill in His Post-No-Hitter Interview

Split image of Timberwolves' Anthony Edwards and Alex Rodriguez
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Anthony Edwards Hasn’t the Faintest Idea Who A-Rod Is

Bowler Anthony Neuer celebrates after converting a 7-10 split
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18-Year-Old Makes Bowling History by Converting 7–10 Split

WWE wrestler Edge in the ring on SmackDown, lit dramatically
Wrestling

WrestleMania 37 Recap: Results, Highlights and Analysis

Bianca Belair and Sasha Banks on SmackDown
Wrestling

WrestleMania 37 Recap: Results, Highlights and Analysis

A streaker is escorted off the pitch during Manchester United-Granada
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Manchester United Streaker Hid Under a Tarp for 14 Hours

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'Sure Bets Gone Bust' For $500...

Closeup of Bills quarterback Josh Allen during a game against the Chiefs
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Josh Allen on Franchise Tag: ‘Eww’

Referee asks Erling Haaland for autograph after game
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Referee Busted Asking Haaland for Autograph After Game

Trevor May walks off the mound after blowing the game for the Mets
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The Mets Had a Classic Collapse in Their Season Opener

Aaron Rodgers behind the podium on "Jeopardy!"
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Hosting ‘Jeopardy!’ Is Aaron Rodgers’s ‘Second Dream Job’

Split image of Oklahoma coach Lincoln Riley and the brisket he cooked
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Lincoln Riley Got Skewered Online for His Easter Brisket

General view of an MMA cage
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MMA Fighter Khetag Pliev Loses Finger During Match

Jimmy Butler and Jamal Crawford high-five as members of the Timberwolves
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Crawford Says Butler Wore Rolex During Infamous Practice

Close-up of Russell Westbrook on the court
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Westbrook Has Thoughtful Response to Stephen A. Smith

Marcus Smart and Kemba Walker react after Smart's turnover.
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Marcus Smart Committed a Spectacularly Boneheaded Turnover

Aaron Gordon warms up with the Nuggets
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Aaron Gordon’s Jersey Number Inspired by Dunk Contest Snubs

Screenshot from video of buzzer beater in Division-II tournament
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West Texas A&M Hits Wild Buzzer Beater in D-II Final Four

Drake FaceTimes Kyle Lowry during press conference
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Drake Interrupts Lowry’s Press Conference With FaceTime Call

General view of Fenway Park
MLB

Ranking MLB's Outfield Walls

Brian Scalabrine shoots during Big3 game
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Brian Scalabrine Torches Teenager After One-on-One Challenge

Oral Roberts players celebrate after winning NCAA tournament game
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This Is Mathematically the Most Hectic Men's Sweet 16 Ever

Nets' Blake Griffin dunks vs. Wizards
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Blake Griffin Dunks for First Time Since 2019 in Nets Debut

BYU basketball players rescue teammate from elevator
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BYU Players Rescue Teammate From Stalled Elevator

Roman Reigns punches Daniel Bryan at Elimination Chambers
Wrestling

WWE Network’s Move to Peacock a Mixed Bag for Wrestling Fans

Illinois wide receiver Josh Imatorbhebhe makes a catch
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Illinois WR Posts Absurd 46.5" Vertical Leap at Pro Day

Side-by-side image of Rams' Michael Brockers and Jared Goff
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Brockers’s Goff Slight Makes Trade to Lions a Bit Awkward

Kyle Kuzma smiles after badly missing a free throw
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Kyle Kuzma Blames Earthquake After Air-Balling Free Throw

Mets infielder Luis Guillorme on first base after working a 22-pitch walk
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Guillorme Works 22-Pitch Walk, Longest in Recorded History

Brock Lesnar goes toe-to-toe with Paul "Big Show" Wight
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Big Show Once Crapped His Pants Against Brock Lesnar

Photo illustration of Jaguars fans in masks
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How Sports Helped Americans Grasp the Severity of the Pandemic

Dortmund's Erling Haaland taunts the Sevilla goalkeeper after a penalty
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Haaland Taunts Keeper With Word He Doesn’t Even Understand

Royals prospect Bobby Witt Jr. makes contact with a pitch
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Royals Prospect’s 484-Foot HR Made the Most Beautiful Sound

Damian Lillard does his "Dame Time" celebration
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Steph Did Lillard’s Classic Wave Before Dame’s Game-Winner