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Dan Gartland

Dan Gartland writes about the kind of stuff that makes readers ask facetiously, “Why is this news?”

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Joe Buck and Troy Aikman walk across the field before an NFL game
Media

SI:AM | The Inside Scoop on the NFL’s Announcer Roulette

By Dan Gartland
Arizona's Dalen Terry attempts a dunk at the buzzer vs. TCU
College Basketball

SI:AM | Recapping a Wild First Weekend of March Madness

By Dan Gartland
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College Basketball

SI:AM | A Guide to Women’s March Madness

By Dan Gartland
Kyrie Irving looks on.
NBA

SI:AM | NBA Scoring Barrage Continues With Kyrie’s 60

By Dan Gartland
Denver Nuggets guard Bones Hyland (3) reacts to his three-pointer against the Philadelphia 76ers during the fourth quarter at Wells Fargo Center.
NBA

SI:AM | Bones Hyland’s Remarkable Story Trumps MVP Showdown

By Dan Gartland
Mar 20, 2021; Indianapolis, Indiana, USA; A detailed view of the center court March Madness logo before the game between the UNCG Spartans and the Florida State Seminoles in the first round of the 2021 NCAA Tournament at Bankers Life Fieldhouse.
College Basketball

SI:AM | Breaking Down the Men’s and Women’s March Madness Brackets

By Dan Gartland
An MLB fan fills out a scorecard
MLB

SI:AM | Here Are the Most Important Details in the New MLB CBA

By Dan Gartland
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NFL

SI:AM | What Denver’s Roller-Coaster Day Says About the NFL

By Dan Gartland
Evan Neal speaks at the NFL combine
NFL

SI:AM | Five Guys at the NFL Combine You Need to Know About

By Dan Gartland
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NBA

SI:AM | Has James Harden’s Philly Debut Unlocked a New Star?

By Dan Gartland
The gates are locked during the MLB lockout delaying spring training at Roger Dean Stadium in Jupiter, Florida.
MLB

SI:AM | MLB Averts Disaster (for Now)

By Dan Gartland
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College Basketball

SI:AM | UConn–Villanova Was Everything Great About College Basketball

By Dan Gartland
Closeup of Michigan coach Juwan Howard on the sideline
College Basketball

SI:AM | The Fallout From Juwan Howard vs. Wisconsin

By Dan Gartland
James Harden poses with Doc Rivers
NBA

SI:AM| Here's What James Harden and Ben Simmons Are Saying

By Dan Gartland
Rams teammates congratulate Cooper Kupp after go-ahead touchdown catch
NFL

SI:AM | Six Plays That Defined Super Bowl LVI

By Dan Gartland
Joe Burrow looking at the camera, gesturing with his hand
NFL

SI:AM | Joe Burrow vs. Aaron Donald Will Determine the Super Bowl

By Dan Gartland
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NFL

SI:AM | Would You Want the Super Bowl in Your Neighborhood?

By Dan Gartland
Tyreek Hill runs past the Bills defense
NFL

The 5 Best Plays From the Chiefs–Bills Instant Classic

By Dan Gartland
Bengals coach Zac Taylor walks off the field after beating the Raiders in the playoffs
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Zac Taylor Got Carded at a Bar After the Bengals’ Big Playoff Win

By Dan Gartland
Nikola Jokic throws a pass over two defenders
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Jokić’s Audacious Pass Caps MVP-Level Performance vs. Clippers

By Dan Gartland
WWE's Walter in the ring with a microphone on NXT
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WWE Files Trademark for Ring Name Shared by Nazi Officer

By Dan Gartland
Andy Reid speaks at a press conference
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Andy Reid Compares Super Bowl Pursuit to Chocolate Cake

By Dan Gartland
Bengals' C.J. Uzomah celebrates after beating Chiefs
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Bengals TE Listens to the Same Disney Song Before Every Game

By Dan Gartland
Tom Brady signs an autograph for a rookie who intercepted him
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Tom Brady Won’t Be Signing Any More Interception Balls

By Dan Gartland
Illustrated "100" logo featuring images of athletes
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Hot Clicks 100: The Best Stories, Tweets and Videos of 2021

By Dan Gartland
Matthew Stafford throws a pass against the Seahawks
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Matthew Stafford Threw the Most Beautiful TD Pass to Cooper Kupp

By Dan Gartland
Kirk Cousins throws a pass vs. the Bears
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Kirk Cousins Threw an Unfathomably Bad Interception

By Dan Gartland
Tom Brady fumbles the ball against the Saints
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Tom Brady Tells Saints Coach ‘Go F--- Yourself’ After Pick

By Dan Gartland
Trevor Lawrence walks off the field after a game.
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Trevor Lawrence Was Already Tired of the Jags’ ‘Drama’

By Dan Gartland
Washington owner Dan Snyder and GM Bruce Allen on the sideline
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Here’s a Ridiculous Story About Dan Snyder’s Fragile Ego

By Dan Gartland
Side-by-side image of Urban Meyer and Andre Cisco
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Urban Meyer Botches Simple Question About Rookie’s Playing Time

By Dan Gartland
Chase Claypool is tackled by a defender
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Tomlin Confirms He Benched Claypool After Silly Penalty

By Dan Gartland
Evan Fournier fights for the ball vs. the Pacers
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Evan Fournier Blames Bad Game on ‘Terrible Steak’ He Ate

By Dan Gartland
Clint Frazier celebrates after a hit
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Clint Frazier Won’t Stop Poking Fun at the Yankees

By Dan Gartland
Split image: Ryan Clark sitting at a desk and Bill Belichick on the sideline
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ESPN’s Ryan Clark Really Compared Bill Belichick to God

By Dan Gartland
AEW's Cody Rhodes goes through a flaming table
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Cody Rhodes Got Sent Through a Flaming Table on ‘AEW Dynamite’

By Dan Gartland
Split image of Robert Saleh and Brian Kelly
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Here’s Another Story About Brian Kelly Being a Jerk

By Dan Gartland
Screenshot from video of Rockets' allowing Kevin Porter Jr. to get a rebound
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Rockets Hilariously Conspire to Get Kevin Porter Jr. a Triple Double

By Dan Gartland
Cam Newton reacts during loss to Dolphins
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Cam Newton Was Historically Bad Against the Dolphins

By Dan Gartland
Side by side image of Patriots Mac Jones and Matt Judon
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Patriots Stars Share Their Controversial Thanksgiving Opinions

By Dan Gartland
Daniel Jones is sacked by a Buccaneers defender
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This One Play Sums Up the Giants’ Offensive Ineptitude

By Dan Gartland
A Lions fan wears a toilet costume on his head
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The NFL’s Thanksgiving Slate Could Be a Real Stinker

By Dan Gartland
Joe Buck on the field before an NFL playoff game
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Joe Buck Brought Up His Infamous Mid-Game Pee Break Yet Again

By Dan Gartland
Aaron Rodgers stands on the field during warmups
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Rodgers Dodges Question About Attending Party Before Positive Test

By Dan Gartland
Exterior shot of Staples Center at night
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You Don’t Have to Call Staples Center by Its Goofy New Name

By Dan Gartland
Two-panel collage of Peyton Manning and Draymond Green
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Draymond Green Hit Peyton Manning With Some Great Trash Talk

By Dan Gartland
Tom Brady speaks at a press conference after losing to Washington
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Brady Gives One-Minute Press Conference After Loss to WFT

By Dan Gartland
Dolphins' Robert Hunt dives into the end zone
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Dolphins Lineman Robert Hunt Breaks Down His Viral Catch

By Dan Gartland
Zach LaVine throws down a 360 dunk against the Mavericks
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Zach LaVine Caps Electrifying Bulls Sequence With 360 Dunk

By Dan Gartland
Close-up of Aaron Rodgers during a game against the Cardinals
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Report: Rodgers Had Additional COVID-19 Violations Go Unpunished

By Dan Gartland