Bryce Harper’s Double Hair Dryer Video Was a Filthy Lie

I laughed for a solid 30 seconds when I saw the video Bryce Harper’s brother, Bryan, posted on Twitter on Wednesday showing Bryce using two hair dryers to get ready in the morning. Now I wish I hadn’t.
The video, it turns out, was a viral marketing scheme by a chain of barbershops Harper is working with.
Hey @Bharper3407, one hair dryer wasn't enough? 😂 pic.twitter.com/l8hbpUWI7E
— Bryan Harper (@BryanHarper45) April 11, 2018
That sucks. I thought this was Bryan Harper goofing on his more talented younger brother. It was just Bryan helping Bryce sell $20 bottles of hair products. It just wasn’t as obvious as the time Anthony Davis pretended to shave his unibrow.

Dan Gartland writes Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, and is the host of the “Stadium Wonders” video series. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).