By Andy Gray
Celebrity Photo of the Day
Kelly Ripa attended Monday's "Poiret: King of Fashion" Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art .:: Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage
If you were a Major League baseball player and made Extra's list of "America's Most Eligible Bachelors," would you have trouble finding a date? If your name is Joe Mauer, the answer is yes.
The Paris Wars
The world may have enjoyed a collective laugh when socialite Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in the slammer, but one group of supporters started an online petition tokeep Paris out of prison. Not to be outdone, a group of Paris haters counterpunched with a petition to make sure the punishment is carried out. And if you can't get enough of Ms. Hilton, perhaps this disturbing plaster of her naked body will set you over the edge.
Jared Fogle, Porn King?
Was everyone's favorite former fat guy a little too into the adult videos while attending Indiana University?
Fight at the Pops
One would think that a night at the symphony would be a relaxing one ... unless you're in Boston and a fight happens to break out in the middle of the performance.
Watch Your Mouth
What's better than watching a sports personality lose his cool and curse like a sailor? A compilation of sports personalities losing their cool and cursing like sailors. Note: There is heavy, heavy cursing so be careful if you're at work.
After single-handedly annoying the entire nation with his This is our Country song last year, John Mellencamp earned a reprieve with this stunning revelation about fellow Indianan Larry Bird and a certain habit the kids shouldn't know about.
Don't worry, Larry. You're secret is safe with us.:: Lane Stewart/SI
Lucas Disses Spidey
Spider-Man 3 may be setting box office records, but George Lucas ... he isn't such a fan.
Video of the Day
NBA Playoffs -- White Rapper Style
Why is YouTube the greatest invention of the 21st century? Because it gives guys like this an outlet to display their vast talents.
Slam Dunk Rewind
Deion Sanders, Ken Griffey Jr. and Mike Conley tear the house down in this old school slam dunk contest.
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