How did the Patriots work this thing? -- Brian, Cincinnati
I think I won the free 20 ouncer. -- Ray, Santa Fe Springs, Calif.
Yes, I will become a pirate when I'm done with tennis. Ahhrr! -- Kenny, Montgomery, Ala.
"From left to right now tell me what you see?" "I... L... O... S... T..." -- Jason, Boston
This calydascope isn't working quite right. -- Thomas, Flint, Mich.
My bionic eye failing has alot to do with dwindling tennis skills. -- Mike, Killeen, Texas
Serena is doing fine in the fashion industry, but these new color contacts won't fly. -- Brian, Milwaukee, Wisc.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. -- Scott, Kalamzoo, Mich.
I'm so good, i'll beat you with one eye open while holding this nifty bottle cap in the other. -- Kevin, Toms River, N.J.
If they can do this on 'Bionic Woman', imagine what it will do for my game! -- Bill, San Carlos, Calif.
They said you can see the ocean?!? -- Domenic, Stow, Ohio