George tried hard to hide his drinking problem. -- Jim, Appleton, Wi.
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky...-- Jason, Cleveland, Oh.
She must be having a bad head day.-- Kyle, Thibodaux, La.
A beer between sets...is that Britney?-- Kenneth, Rochester, Ny.
What? I'm a tennis player. Nobody knows who I am anyway!-- Erik, Saddle River, Nj.
This telescope must be broken. I can't see anything through it!-- Shawn, Tallahassee, Fl.
The Patriots are at it again...-- Brian, Oak Hill, Va.
Hey, look -- pretty colors!-- Parker, Lake Forest, Il.
Do you think this white skirt makes me look a bit odd?-- Jack, Las Vegas, Nv.
Love -- 40 ounce.-- Greg, Greenfield, In.
The beer helps the racket feel better later.-- Rob, Spring Hill, Tn.
Alcohol will help me forget what I just did in front of all these people.-- Scott, Rosemount, Mn.
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