Does Jason Taylor have a pituitary gland issue too?-- William, Wellesley, Ma.
Hey, isn't it the NEW YORK Giants?-- Paul, Murphy, Tx.
Even a 30-foot-tall Jason Taylor won't help the Dolphins stop anyone this year.-- Randy, Milwaukee, Wi.
Because of the weak dollar, you get a lot more for your money in London right now.-- Jason, Newburyport, Ma.
He's behind me, isn't he?-- Brand, Justin, Tx.
Wait...Is that Christian Slater? Hey, dude, Christian Slater is still alive! I'm serious, come see!-- Ethan, Endicott, Ny.
Randy Mueller trades the Dolphins second round pick in the 2008 draft for a giant inflatable Jason Taylor.-- T, Miami, Fl.
The NFL seeks to expand worldwide interest by staging a game in Lilliput. -- Bob, Nome, Ak.
The way Miami's season is going this year, the replica of Jason Taylor fumbled shortly after this picture was taken.-- Kyal, Cocoa Beach, Fl.
Frodo goes to his first football game.-- Rock, Fresno, Ca.
HGH...legal in Europe!-- Kenneth, Rochester, Ny.
I hope the people in England don't understand the meaning 0-7.-- Reginald, Dedham, Ma.
Who's the biggest loser?-- Tom, Bangor, Me.
Say hello to my little friend.-- Ty, Flower Mound, Tx.
Does this make me look fat?-- Chris, Greencastle, Id.
The Dolphins are huge in London?-- Chris, Williamsburg, Va.
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