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Casting "Super Bowl: The Movie"

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Casting "Super Bowl: The Movie"

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We recently learned what two teams will meet in the Super Bowl and what actors and films have been nominated for Oscars. It seems like a perfect time to discuss potential casting ideas for ''Super Bowl: The Movie'' should Hollywood ever be smart enough to snap up the idea of adapting the story of this year's Super Bowl for the big screen. <br><br>The Cast...<br><br> James Cromwell as Tom Coughlin:<br><br> Cromwell would have to use the method-acting approach. He will abstain from eating, sex and sleep for two weeks before the shoot so he can be as irritable as Coughlin.

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Haley Joel Osment as Eli Manning:<br><br>Eli has shut up his critics by leading the Giants through the playoffs, but he still looks 11 years old.

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Fab from Milli Vanilli as Laurence Maroney:<br><br>Fab certainly has plenty of "acting" experience.

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Tom Brady as Tom Brady: <br><br>Who's good looking enough to play Brady? Any female would love to look at a giant Tom Brady on the big screen for two hours.

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Laurence Fishburne as Michael Strahan:<br><br>He'll have to bulk up for the role, but he can pull if off.

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Ned Beatty as Robert Kraft: <br><br>After squealing like a pig in his tighty-whities for a toothless hillbilly in <i>Deliverance</i>, the part of the Patriot's owner should be no problem for this veteran actor.

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Tiffani Thiessen as Bridget Moynahan:<br><br>If she's not available Tiffani-Amber Thiessen could work too.

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Eva Mendes as Gisele Bundchen: <br><br>The dialogue between Gisele and Brady would be hilarious. Besides both of them understanding what it's like to be genetically blessed, what could these two possibly have to talk about?

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Bill Lumbergh as Bill Belichick:<br><br>The monotone voice, the humorless personality, the lack of interest in anything non-work related. Bill would make a perfect "Bill".

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Esai Morales as Junior Seau:<br><br>If there was ever a role Esai Morales was born to play... and that's a big "if," then this is it.

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Charles S. Dutton as RW McQuarters:<br><br>When Dutton's agent mentioned it was a small part Dutton replied "There are no small parts, just small actors."

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Daniel Day Lewis as Randy Moss: <br><br>Let's see just how brilliant an actor he really is.

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