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• Losing is not an option for the Trinity College baseball team. This weekend, the Bantams swept Wesleyan in a doubleheader to complete a perfect regular season (34-0). Trinity outscored its opponents 323-81 and set a new Division III record for most wins to start a season. But the Bantams still have their work cut out for them. No college baseball team has ever gone undefeated and won a national championship. Plus, they're not even the BMOCs in Hartford. The Trinity squash team hasn't lost since 1998.
• Face it, some dudes just have it better than you. Take, for example, former Ohio State center
• Just because
• If you believed everything you read online, then you'd have thought Arizona State disbanded their cheerleading team due to the appearance of a few salacious photos late last week. Thrown into the depths of a deep depression, life would've suddenly lost all meaning. But you can't believe everything that you read online. Turns out, ASU is not cutting cheerleading from its athletic program, but simply restructuring so that the director of the marching band will oversee the cheerleaders. The change in oversight and the appearance of the racy photos, which featured six cheerleaders in bras and panties, was a coincidence, nothing more. This is truly great news. In the end, everybody wins -- nobody more so than the director of the marching band.
• During the college basketball offseason, star players check their NBA Draft status while players who used to be stars test the transfer market. In the past week, a slew of college hoopsters have opted to change to schools. UCLA freshman reserve and former California high school player of the year,
• Having grown up in a community saturated with marital issues, the Dean's List understands that divorce is nothing to joke about, especially when kids are involved. But how often do two college basketball coaches at the same university finalize their divorces in the same week? Tennessee women's basketball coach
• It was not a good week for college quarterbacks. First, the NCAA turned down Cincinnati QB
• Indiana basketball is rebuilding, but that's no excuse for a temper tantrum. While relaying his intention to transfer, Indiana freshman center
• Oh, Billy! Rocking the cradle, have you no conscience? Last week, Kentucky coach