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NFL draft

If you go into the draft's TV coverage with the mind-set that it's purely entertainment, you won't be disappointed. This year's obvious highlights (in no particular order) included: the 47 ESPN analysts trying not to swear/laugh when the Raiders took Darrius Heyward-Bey at No. 7; Brian Cushing's early '90s record executive ponytail; the slow retreat of Mel Kiper's hairline; UConn's Donald Brown being the only one in his living room (like he just happened across the draft); the realization that Alex Mack looks alarmingly different than he did on his old Nickelodeon show; the ESPN touch screen that almost never worked; the Bengals taking two of the more questionable character guys; Trey Wingo losing it somewhere around the middle of the seventh round; and just Keyshawn Johnson in general.

Rajon Rondo

Last week it was Derrick Rose who made it into this category, and this week Rondo has been as good, if not better. It's hard to really place where this battle ranks in the recent history of go-to players topping each other, but I'll put it like this -- if this series goes seven, and they both continue to flirt with or finish with triple-doubles, I'd play their version of this game in a heartbeat.

Mike Leach

Sometimes the Texas Tech football coach is outspoken, interesting and hilarious, and other times people just think he is and give him the benefit of the doubt. This time, it's clearly the former. Leach thinks his star receiver, Michael Crabtree, dropped to the 49ers with the 10th pick because of a rumor that Crabtree is a "diva" -- a rumor Leach angrily believes was started by Browns coach Eric Mangini. In any case, this is easily the best feud between a football coach who did a guest spot as a TV weatherman and a football coach who did a brief guest spot on The Sopranos. Hands down.

Zach Greinke

The Royals' ace has allowed only one run the entire season, and it wasn't even earned. He may not be making ace money yet (the 25-year-old right-hander signed a four-year, $38 million deal before the season), but at this point, it's probably a good idea to just hire a bodyguard as a precautionary measure to keep him far, far away from Alyssa Milano and her not-so-magic touch. You can never be too careful.

Aaron's 499 at Talladega finish

Carl Edwards looked poised to capture Sunday's NASCAR race before being sent spinning and then flying when Brad Keselowskimade his move. After thinking about it for a little while, I feel like my reaction of "YESSSS!! OMIGOD YES!! Is he alive? Ok good ... YESSSS!!" is the only appropriate one here. That Edwards ran away from his wreck and crossed the finish line a la Ricky Bobby was just the icing on the burnt tire cake.

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EA cover reveals

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