Cellar Dweller Day shows ACC hasn't kicked parity bug yet
Last season, parity was the only consistent thing about the ACC. Saturday, the conference showed it's having a tough time changing course, and it wasn't pretty.
The same Virginia team that lost to FCS school William & Mary beat previously ranked North Carolina. In Chapel Hill, no less. Maryland, which fields one of the nation's most anemic offenses, knocked off another formerly ranked team in Clemson. Even No. 6 Virginia Tech, currently the ACC's only elite team, struggled against lowly Duke in a 34-26 win.
This conference could really use an intervention, a 12-step program and a sponsor.
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It's not like the ACC lacks a hierarchy. The Hokies are among the nation's best, at least when they aren't sleepwalking through a tour of Durham; Miami might be in that class, too; Florida State and Georgia Tech have at times looked really good, but have at other times looked really, really bad. Still, it's starting to look like last season, when the conference consisted of
Before Saturday, the 0-3 Cavaliers had given up 31 points per game and ranked 117th nationally in turnover margin at minus-2.5. Yet they held the Tar Heels to 174 yards, picked off two passes and, most importantly, didn't turn the ball over. Now, North Carolina is 0-2 in the Coastal Division, looking up at Georgia Tech. And UVA.
Maryland, too, had committed its share of inept plays before Saturday's breakthrough. The Terrapins lost to Middle Tennessee State and needed a field goal in overtime to top James Madison. But they dictated the pace against a Clemson team that has one of the league's best offensive players in
While Duke didn't pull off what would have been the most stunning upset of the day, the Blue Devils still held Hokies tailback
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Whether you call it parity or mediocrity, the Cavaliers, Terrapins and Blue Devils showed us that, though we've flipped the page on the calendar, the ACC is still living in the past.